How does a bastard, racist, son of a millionaire and a mogul, dropped in the middle of a race of the Republicans in tatters, a party nearly shattered, somehow become the only one that mattered?
The front-runner, world stunner and big gunner, polled a lot higher, by being a big liar, his catchphrase is youre fired, Ben Carson is so tired, in 16, he lit Jeb Bushs funeral pyre.
And every day they say that itll be just a matter of days until the day he stumbles and loses numbers, Despite all the pundits insisting that he would blunder, the businessman just didnt let anyone steal his thunder.
Then Iowa came, and Ted Cruz went insane, our man had first ever taste of a little pain. Swept a comb right through his mane, painted his name on a plane, and with nothing to lose he had delegates to gain.
Well, the word got around they said This dude is for real yo, raised all his own money just to get up on the Hill yo. Dominates New Hampshire, Nevada and will not slow, and it's looking like he just wont go, whats your deal yo?
Motherfucking Donald Trump. My name is Motherfucking Donald Trump. And theres a million walls I havent built, but just you wait, just you wait
When he was young his father cut him a check, one milly, soon after young Donald was studying up in Philly, got rich, even richer than rich with each pitch, and Donald kept bitching but the buildings rose quick.
Married his girl Ivana, Ivana decided she was done, then comes Marla Maples a blonde, wasnt having fun, then Don got a mail-order hot Slovenian bride, but really it was his daughter he wanted to get inside.
Started shitting on every race from the moment he joined the race, he even called Megyn Kelly a bimbo right to her face. Started winning, spinning every gaffe, slur and hate crime, for Mexicans and Muslims, man, its only a matter of time.
Scamming for every vote he can get his hands on, planning for the White House see him now as he stands at the Capitol building with a bible in hand, Make America great again without a real plan
Make America great again without a real plan (just you wait) . Make America great again without a real plan (just you wait). Make America Great Again without a real plan (just you wait), Make America!
Just you wait.
Motherfucking Donald Trump. We are very very scared of you. You will never back down, theres no way you can win though, right?!
Oh, Motherfucking Donald Trump, when Americas great again, Will our lives ever be the same? Will we live in eternal pain? Wait, youre saying its not a game?
Oh, the Don is in the homestretch now, see if you can stop him, with no more immigrants coming up from the bottom. His enemies love him, everybody loves him.
The rich? they love him.
Hispanics? They love him.
The blacks? They love him.
The poorly educated? They love him.
And Mitt? Hes the damn fool that doesnt.
Theres a million walls he hasnt built - but just you wait!
