\"Oh Pitbull\" by Bo Burnham. Bo performed this song at a college homecoming in 2010. At this homecoming, Pitbull was scheduled to perform, but got in a car accident that broke his hand. With two days notice, Bo wrote this song and performed at the homecoming.
Pitbull, oh Pitbull, we don't understand
Cause you're not deaf, so you shouldn't have to rap and use your hands
(Oh Yeah)
Pitbull what were you doing, yeah, when you got into that car?
Yeah, you got into that car, yeah, you didn't get very far
And now you won't make it to Homecoming
If I guessed where you were at, I'd say you were at home cumming
Oh Pitbull, oh Pitbull, we don't understand
Cause you're not deaf, so you shouldn't have to use your hands to rap
I said Oh Pitbull, oh Pitbull, we don't understand
Cause you're not deaf, you're not deaf, so you shouldn't have to use your hands...
Oh we got a Pitbull problem, yeah, we got a Pitbull problem
Oh we got a Pitbull problem, oh, we got a Pitbull problem
Yeah, we got a Pitbull problem baby, yeah and its making me sick
Yeah, we got a Pitbull problem, please somebody call Michael Vick
Yeah, oh Pitbull, oh Pitbull...
(Oh Pitbull)
Now everyone do what Pitbull can't do and clap!
Pitbull, oh Pitbull, yeah we don't understand
Cause you're not deaf, so you shouldn't have to use your hands
Pitbull, oh Pitbull, we don't understand
Oh maybe you couldn't just hold the microphone, maybe thats why
Oh wait, that makes no fucking sense, he has another hand
Oh Pitbull, now we're stuck with this fucking dorky white kid
Holy shit you ruined the whole year, congratulations, oh, CONGRATULATIONS!
