Parody of Adele's 'Someone Like You' about Tom Scully's defection to Greater Western Sydney in 2012.
Lyrics:
I heard that you've settled down,
That Sheed's gave you five mil and you're a Giant now.
I heard that your dreams came true,
Guess they gave you cash we couldn't give to you.
Oh, Tom, why did you sell out?
Did our thirty goal losses fill you with some doubt?
I'd hate to put you in a position that's awkward,
But we tanked for you and now we'll go unrewarded.
I hope you realise that now you've put the Melbourne Football Club,
Back five years...
Never mind we'll find someone like you.
Another few seasons of finishing last should do,
Don't forget us, you prick.
Dean Bailey lost his job recruiting you, dick.
Sometimes money's just too strong to simply turn down,
And at least we don't have to live in Blacktown.
You know things won't get better now,
Just in-stead of us you'll lose with Israel Folau.
When you were asked if you'd leave all those times,
You lied to us, and you lied to Jim Stynes.
I know this won't make the situation any better,
But over you I wish we'd picked Lewis Jetta
I hope realise that when we lost that match against the Tiges,
It was on purpose...
Never mind, we'll find someone like you
We'll beat Port in the race for the spoon
Don't forget us, you dick.
We wasted our priority pick.
I hope you're happy now that you've sold your soul,
Just remember Western Sydney is a hole...
