from 'Life Is Just A Bed Of Neuroses' LP (1960 - RCA Victor LPM-2214)
Katie Lee with Ray Martin and His Orchestra
The inhibited inhabitants of don'tville
Inherited intolerance of evil
Their ancestral kin
Thought pleasure was sin
What a state to be in
Unhappy fate in don't (eat crackers in bed!) ville
An infantile, joyful squeal in don'tville
Is bound to make mummy's tummy ache and daddy's heart chill
A Child you afflict
With parents so strict
Gets his poor ego nicked
Beyond repair in don't (suck your thumb!) ville
No teenage romance stands a chance in don'tville
Jack manifests no interest in young Jill
Girls do adolesce
But they don't acquiesce
They are quite blemishless
The boys and girls of don't (stay out too late!) ville
A spouse is not the spice of life in don'tville
A house and lot with an icy wife is no thrill
At love quite unskilled
They remain unfulfilled
As a field that's untilled
The newlyweds in don't (contradict me!) ville
No-one ever heard of infidelity in don'tville
This possibility has most assuredly been proven quite nil
Are they just playing dumb?
Can it be that there's none?
Poor inhibited inhabitants of don't (just don't!) ville